Alf's Post

Ts4EVER from Herzeleid has kindly given me permission to reproduce his translation of Alf's blog post (the GLT translation is so awful):

For everyone who just has to know:

My brand new BMW lost control at a speed of 263kmh on an icy road although I had summer tires, rolled over 5 times, crashed down a hill and exploded. I flew through the air burning for 42 metres and was impaled on tree trunk. I hang up there in a height of 7metres, screaming and bleeding for 3 hours, until the helicopter arrived. But it was only a fleshwound and I came to work on time.

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Alf Speaks

Alf Ator has posted (original German here) about his little mishap on the way to work recently. I love this man. Someone introduce me to him so I can buy him a beer.

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Crash, Bang, Wallop!

Flake got sick recently (hospitalised-sick), which had me really worried (hence the shout-out the other day). He's such a key personality on stage, and as tough as he seems a bad infection can kill a healthy man, so they wouldn't put him on if he's really sick. So who could play his part? His replacement since has been Alf Ator, of Knorkator fame. Alf has now got into a little scrape too. Thanks to TG for the heads up, and of course the inclusion of the fact that Alf is okay. Two down, none to go. Please look after your keyboardists, guys!

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