Showing posts with label New Zealand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Zealand. Show all posts

2011-10-24

ALL BLACKS!!!

A lot of you won't know a damned thing about Rugby, but tonight I gasped, screamed, groaned, and held my breath with a mob of perfect strangers in a pub, while our national team became Rugby World Champions for the first time since the inaugural Rugby World Cup in 1987. It was incredible, and driving back home through town we had to move at a snail's pace, because the streets are full of jubilent Kiwis, madly celebrating our victory. Every driver has their hand on their horn, every window is open with people hanging out whooping it up, every cop is on duty and carrying it out with a grin on their face, as they gently herd hysterically happy citizens out of the traffic, and it couldn't happen to a nicer country.

Kiwis are a fairly reserved bunch, but tonight New Zealand is having a national love-in.

End of off-topicness...

2011-06-17

Christchurch Shakes

This is completely off-topic, but I wanted to share it to give people some idea of what is going on in Christchurch, New Zealand, where quakes have been destroying infrastructure, homes, and businesses, leaving people shaken and in shock, separating families from their homes and belongings, and killing and injuring many:



This started in September last year. Donations to the NZ Red Cross will benefit the victims of this awful series of disasters directly.

2011-02-22

Christchurch Crumbles

My country is New Zealand. It is located to the south-east of Australia, and is made up of two islands, each astride a major fault-line (the country's spine is made up of upsurge from tectonic activity). Just before 1 PM today (NZDST) a major earthquake struck the South Island, devastating the city of Christchurch, killing and injuring people, completely destroying some buildings, and seriously damaging others. The ground has cracked, surged, vomited up all its water, creating floods of mud, water, and sand. Emergency services are struggling, and people are screaming from under rubble. Power is out, sewers are broken, water supplies are cut, and it's heartbreaking.

This follows another major earthquake that struck in September last year, and from which the city was just beginning to recover. This earthquake was rated lower on the Richter scale than September's, but because it was shallower it has done much more damage, and cost many more lives. Spare a thought for NZ.

BDO Auckland Review

There're a couple of reviews, act by act, of the BDO in Auckland, January 2011, here. The bit you'll be most interested in:
Rammstein. Fuck. The. Most. Amazing. Performance. I. Have. EVER. Seen. And. Heard. No words can describe the incredibleness of Rammstein. Fire, perfect sound, mouth lights, people on fire, flame throwers, fireworks, guns, knives, incredible lighting rigs and set. AMAZING! They are all I have been listening to since. The lead singer Till Lindemann, 48, had the most amazing stage presence and persona ever! Coming on stage looking like a macabre clown with a red feather collar, bloodied dirty make up, a weird butchery hairnet and to top it all off an LED light rig that made his mouth light up, made me forget the fact I was cold and soaking wet from the annoying persistent rain and become completely fixated on the stage and this amazing German metal band. Personal bliss. ‘Mein Teil’ had to be my favourite song. It began with Till wheeling out this huge vat/cauldron, holding a knife/microphone and a gun. As the song began it was revealed that the band’s keyboardist, Christian ‘Flake’ Lorenz, was IN THE VAT. OK…that’s cool, I thought to myself. Lorenz even had his keyboard with him. But…when the song reached the chorus he aims the gun at the vat, pulls the trigger, and that’s when you find out the gun is actually a flamethrower and Lorenz ducks into the vat just in time as flames engulf it. Fucking incredible. Of course Lorenz is fine, he pops his head back up again. Later Lorenz is chased around the stage by jets of fire that shoot down from the top of the stage at him. Something tells me they don’t like him very much . Rammstein may seem like a scary, German metal band but a lot of humour (albeit black) is present in a fair bit of their music. Some people even refer to their act as a kind of opera. You have no idea what they are saying, but it is all so captivating and beautiful in its own way that you are just mesmerised.

The formula definitely works.

2011-01-29

Lindemann Munster

A Flickr user has posted a picture of Till from BDO Auckland, in which (because of that ghastly lipstick) he bears a slight resemblance to Herman Munster from the 60s TV show, 'The Munsters', played by Fred Gwynne. Gwynne and Lindemann in reality look nothing alike, but it's worth noting that Gwynne had a gorgeous voice too, though I have no idea if he could sing.

Yes, these are the kinds of connections the mind makes when befoodled with the medications I am on for my back right now.

2011-01-26

Big Day Out Story

Emma and I drove into town (Wellington) Friday morning (the day of the show), in time to park my car at the airport and catch our flight to Auckland. When we got to the airport we took a shuttle to my brother's place and caught up with him. I convinced him that he should come to BDO, despite him suffering from a gastric infection at the time.

He then handed me the key to his wife's Audi TT Star (gorgeous, little, bright red sports car - thank you!), and Emma and I made our way, in the most dashing fashion, to our seedy little motel to get gussied up. The motel was all I could get, because most of Auckland was booked solid for the show. Emma did me up with the most gorgeous makeup (she's a whizz with the warpaint), we had some food, and ended up running quite late.

Emma is a rather a smoking hot Australian (music industry body guard/security consultant by trade) I met on Herzeleid, who is currently seven months pregnant. Also, I presently have a ruptured disk in my back, so we decided we would just go for a couple of shows, so we didn't tire her out or do any damage to me.

We got to Mount Smart Stadium, by cab (a move I now regret) very close to Rammstein's kick-off, only to find that the guest-list was not at the gate. Emma had bought a ticket, but I was on a guest-list. After being sent to various gates and security teams it seemed I was going to have real trouble getting in, as my connection with the show was tied up working, and I was unable to get through on the number of the tour management guy, which he had texted to me. I sent Emma in (she almost wouldn't go, until I promised I would find her), and sent and received a flurry of texts, and was standing there, wet, miserable, and really sad to miss Rammstein after all I had paid and gone through to be there.

In the end the security lead on the main gate offered me shelter from the intensifying rain under the security marquee, and I walked in. As I was walking in I turned to thank him and saw him gesture to the security team inside to let me through. The lovely man had taken my efforts to get in seriously and decided I was for real, so I was waved through the second security gate and got in in time for Waidmanns Heil! I started off at the base of the stadium to the left, alone, and getting no responses to my texts, then glimpsed Emma's tall frame through the mob of very young, short-short-wearing Eed up girls and gorgeously black-adorned boys, and made my way over to her.

The whole time we were in the crowd she looked after me. I had my own professional body guard, and she was incredible! I felt so safe, despite my awful back issue, and though I love her company I had reason to be otherwise grateful for her companionship at the show. I can see why rock stars employ people like her to look after them. It's awesome :)

We placed ourselves at a fence about halfway back (at the base of the flying fox, for those who were there, to avoid her baby and my back being injured, and enjoyed the show. I've posted her pictures, set-list, and videos on LILT.

After the show I arranged to meet my guy and he got us into a hospitality area backstage, where we could drink hot, fresh coffee, dry off somewhat, and catch up. We talked shop for a couple of hours and enjoyed the peace, after the madness of the BDO masses and noise, and it was lovely.

When the hospitality area started flooding we decided to brave the rain and the mob and try and get back to our motel. My friend had to work, so we left him outside the gate and started walking with the crowd away from the stadium. We ended up sheltering in a Chinese takeaway, where a lovely old man made us a hot meal, and we sat, steaming gently, chatting with other revellers, and starting wondering how to get home. Cabs were being aggressively flagged and taken, and Emma's pregnancy made walking the nine kilometres to our motel unfeasible.

In the end I called a cab, and we waited for an hour. I had to defend the cab when it came, as people tried to steal it, but let two nice Canadian boys share it with us, and got Emma home.

Emma and I managed to catch up with my friend for more coffee the next day, and saw him off to the airport, then we visited with some friends of mine in Auckland, dropped off my sister-in-law's car, and went to the airport. On the plane we met a nice chap, who promised to visit LILT, as he had become a new Rammstein fan after the BDO show. I hope you're reading, dude!

I promised him I would find and post a video of the cock cannon from the northern shows for him, and I will...

2011-01-25

A Facebook Group For Your Attention

A Facebook group dedicated to bringing Rammstein to NZ has come to my attention. This, along with the Aussie version, is something I want to support.

Yes, we have them down this way for the BDO now, but we're greedy. We want full tour dates, with the cock cannon and the Engel wings, and the Ich Tu' tower, and we want them for more than an hour! We didn't get enough from the BDO.

Come on guys, lets get Rammstein locked in for some real tour shows down here. Join the groups, post to their walls, show some love, and lets see what we can pull off.

David Farrier & Richard Kruspe Talk Opera

No really.

For those of you outside New Zealand, David Farrier is a NZ reporter for TV3, who tends to cover the fun stuff, like video games, music, fun technology, and the like. He's a funny chap, with a camp streak a mile wide and a definite liking for many of the things I like. He does tend to enthuse over pop more than I ever will, but otherwise we have a great deal in common. Here's the TV3 video stream. I am not sure if non-Kiwis can view that, but give it a try. If you can view it you will see Richard at his best.

I like that Richard has started to back up my long-time theory that Rammstein is operatic and also that he is so positive and buoyant in this interview. Good man!

2011-01-24

BDO Set-list

I've taken this from The Spaghetti Incident:
1. Rammlied
2. Waidmanns Heil
3. Keine Lust
4. Feuer Frei
5. Wiener Blut
6. Links 2-3-4
7. Benzin
8. Mein Teil
9. Du Riescht So Gut
10. Du Hast
11. Sonne
12. Ich will
13. Pussy

I was far too busy rocking out on my back medication to make a note of the set. Thankfully others were more efficient than me.

BDO Videos

Du Hast:



Mein Teil:



Copyright 2011 Emma Waxenegger. Contact me if you want to publish or reproduce these videos, and I will pass your message on to Emma, so you can get her permission.

Rammstein Store For Australasians

Have you guys seen this yet?

2011-01-23

Big Day Out Photos

I will write the night up properly soon, but I wanted to share the photos Emma took of our Rammstein Night Out now, because I'm too tired still to do the detail justice, but pictures speak a thousand words.

A little back-story: I met an amazing woman on a Rammstein fan site, and we have become friends. We went to Auckland, stayed in a seedy little motel, she made up both up to look fabulous, and we went to the Big Day Out. The day before I ruptured a disk in my back, and as such was dosed up on antispasmodics and opiates, and she is seven months pregnant, so there was no indulgent drinking and we only went for Rammstein.

Without further preamble, here are the pictures:

Emma taking my photo in a mirror after she had made me up to look all glamorous:


The taxi ride to BDO:


Rammstein, live and flaming:


A bit more of that:


And even more:


And perhaps some more:


Drying off with coffee in the hospitality area with a lovely friend of mine who we met with there, before braving the crowds and the weather to try and get back to our motel:


I will post my write-up and a couple of videos Emma shot tomorrow. Photos are copyright 2011 Emma Waxenegger, because she rocks and took time out from head-banging to take photos, while I slacked off and just let rip.

2011-01-20

Are You Going?

If you are at the BDO and you see a blonde woman in a red and white dress, with a little red backpack, it is probably me. Feel free to come and say hello, but please do explain that you're saying hello to LILT, or I will probably worry that I should know your name!

Annoying Germans

Annoying Germans or annoying Germans? Are they being annoyed or are they annoying someone? This is the heavy-hitting story of the day from The Herald, so we have to get it right...or do we?

Anyway, this is, I think, a load of crap from a fantasist, but you never know. Treat it as gossip.

Maybe the Germans have landed...

2011-01-18

RZK's A-Comin'

Yep, he is coming to the BDO with Rammstein, but apparently he also plans to take a road trip around NZ at some point.
Kruspe added he was determined to see more of New Zealand than the backstage area of Auckland's Mt Smart Stadium.

"It [the Big Day Out] is one of those events where we can try and combine all our holidays and business together," he said.

"I want to do a road-trip [in New Zealand] ... I have some friends coming with me and we want to rent a car and see some of the country.

"When you are travelling all the time you don't [often get the chance] to see the country. This time I want to get a car and go from city to city ... I want to know a bit more about the country."

To be honest, with the first Aussie show a couple of days after the Auckland show, I'm not seeing Richard and his friends getting much sight-seeing in, but hell, he can try. He's probably under-estimating how long it takes to drive around NZ, if he's used to US interstate highways and the Autobahn.

To those of you who haven't driven in NZ, the roads are not all flat and straight. We're sitting on top of a major set of faultlines and have a spine of mountains and volcanos. We're mountainous and rocky, and our roads resemble nothing so much as the coastline of Norway. It is all rather beautiful though. It's well worth the effort, and I recommend renting cars that corner really well...